Sunday, February 8, 2015

We Be Goblins: Finale Highlights

* Rogue swallowed by giant guard toad.
* Escapes using a ladder from his "Robe of Useful Items that Are Useful."
* Toad dies of ladder-related injuries.
* Entire party defeated by cannibal witch, Vorka
* One player miraculously recovers
* Stealth/fireworks duel ensues! Naturally, ship catches fire.
* Rest of party recovers.
* Dogs are summoned.
* Horse is summoned!
* Everything is on FIRE! EVERYTHING!!!
* Villain slips on broken jar of pickled halfling toes and is shot unceremoniously in the back.
* Then she explodes. Then the ship explodes.
* Heroes escape with the majority of their bodyparts. Win?

Yes that is a a goblin and a horse fighting two dogs and another goblin in a room that is on fire on a ship that is in the middle of the swamp. What of it?

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