Put the longshanks to the blade!
Burn them up from feet to head,
Make them hurt, then make them dead!
Cut the parents into ham,
Smush the babies into jam,
All the rest in pot get stewed,
We be goblins--you be food!
Deep in the Brinestump swamp lives the primitive and superstitious goblin tribe known as the Licktoads. When a valuable stash of burny-burny fireworks is discovered, four goblin "heroes" are chosen to recover it: Reta Bigbad (the fighter), Chuffy Lickwound (the rogue), Poog of Zarongel (the cleric), and Mogmurch (the alchemist). But many horrors lurk in the swamp. Stuff like dogs and horses and even the dread spider known as Lotslegs-Eat-Goblin-Babies-
This is a silly little free Pathfinder adventure that I have adapted to 5th Edition Dungeons & Dragons. I know a lot of people will be absorbed with sportsball, but for those of us who aren't, I wanted to give the opportunity to roll some dice and have some laughs.
The game will be Sunday, Feb 1st at 12:00 noon and has 4 slots available. If sportsball fans and/or more than 4 people want to play, let me know, and I will schedule another one for another weekend.
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